Why? Because you're all legends. Admittedly, from the letters and pictures we receive, some of you are completely mental legends, but that's the way we like you. If there was a massive war tomorrow and the nation needed strong, competent leaders, we'd like to think FRONT readers would be there. There at the back, making farting noises, flicking bogeys, and stealing beer mats. We don't have any real trophies for you as yet, but we do have this cut-out-and-keep paper one which can be used to get half-price entry at some museums. We've also got another ridiculously brilliant issue for you, starring the mighty Seren. It'll rock your tits off.
HOW COME GIRLS ARGUE SO MUCH MORE THAN BOYS?
We're just more emotional, and think into things a lot more. Girls deal with emotions in a different way to boys. You lot can just, like, have a fight, and that's ft. Girls are more" sensitive, and then stuff builds up arid gets bitchy. We're hormonal beasts. '
WE LOVE SWEARING! ARE YOU A FAN OF THE OCCASIONAL CURSE?
I don't like the C-word very much. In a southern accent, I don't mind it as much, but, when it's said in a northern accenmf thinkit sounds really horrible.
SO YOU HAVE ANY SEXY SECRETS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?
My mum, dad and gran are all FRONT readers, so there's no way I'm talking about thasl'm good
WHAT'S THE HARSHEST WAY YOU'VE EVER TURNED A SLEAZY BLOKE DOWN?
I don't get that many men coming -onto me. When I'm drank, I get very blunt and can't be bothered I'll go, "Neurgh! Go away!" and run off.
ARE YOU A GOOD DRUNK? ' -
I start to make jokes about things I shouldn't. I try and be nice and say things like, "I used to really hate you and thought you were a slut but you're actually okay." I also cover myself in cheese -on a few occasions I've ended up covered in Philadelphia. In my first week at uni, I came in, ate a whole thing of f eta and lettuce, and fell asleep on the floor. Good times.
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