Not really, although I'm going to Australia soon.The Australian invasion! I'm going to go out there, meet some Australian people and get my boobs out. I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
-Australia's full of spiders, snakes and serial killers, you know...
Yeah, but it's worth the risk. Hey - isn't this issue coming out just before Christmas? Shouldn't we be talking about that?
-If you like... What are you getting for Christmas?
I don't know. Before I go to Australia J'm getfinga Nintendo DS, so maybe some new games. -You're easy to shop for...
Yes -I sometimes get comedy porn for Christmas. My best friend bought me some porn from Amsterdam - it was called Faust and was about fisting. It starred some really disgusting housewives. But we watched it!
-Did you find any of it sexy?
No, but it was highly amusing. It went missing after I lent it to my brother, and he lent it to his friend. So ifyou could put out a nationwide plea for me to get Faust back, that'd be nice.
-You want to watch it again?
Yes, please. Another magazine provided me with some horse porn recently, but it was sick.
-Did you really expect it to be a nice film where they really care about the horse and give it a few kisses?
I thought it might be like She-Ra [the girl version of He-Man]. She had a really cool horse.
-She didn't have sex with it!
Well you don't know that-you never saw them at night. I watched Brokeback Mountain. It was funny the way the blokes wanted to get it on, but would just fight first, then get into each other's pants. I think all couples should do that.
-So you should take all your aggression out on your lover?
Yeah. Broken noses and black eyes are all a part of passion.
-Not all the time, surely?
Of course, you still need your soft, slow sex to break up all the violence! I like to be massaged, kissed and worshipped!
-So you (ike candfefft seduction?
Yeah, that can be nice.To be undressed slowly, and then teased to the point where I nearh lose my mind. Just don't put 'Lady In Red'on the stereo.
-What kind of presents do you buy for people at Christmas?
Last year I gave my friend a foot-long, hard rubber fist-which she didn't take home, so I've still got it if anyone wants my big rubber fist? It's very versatile.You can slap people round the face with it, too.





























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