Life has becoma very strange for this week's cover girl. In the six months since ZOO exclusively unveiled her 32E charms, Seren Gibson has become the glamour world's hottest property. And in the process, a boob-baring, hotter-than-the-sun contradiction. Because while effortlessly slaloming her way up the pin-up rankings, the 19-year-old has remained a snakebite-guzzling, Jeremy Kyle-obsessed media student, slightly bemused by all the attention she's getting. Judging from the staggering volume of ever-so-slightly aggressive mail we're receiving from you lot, demanding "more Gibson, immediately, our Welsh Wonder might just have to get used to it Sorry about that Seren...
Last time you were on the cover (Issue 187), we had you dressed up as a sexy schoolgirl. What's the idea behind today's shoot?
Well, it's inspired by the Calvin Klein advertising campaigns from the '90s. I've really enjoyed it because it's a lot edgier than my usual shoots... Although, saying that, everyone keeps telling me how rude my schoolgirl pictures were! I didn't even realise... I think you guys tricked me into being naughtier than I thought it was!
Maybe... So, has it been trickier posing for an edgier shoot?
No, it's just been really cool. The photographer told me to act like a real bitch, so I've been able to give it some proper attitude! Trust me, ifs not difficult behaving like a surly bitch when you start photo shoots at stupid times in the morning! But it's just been lovely letting a bit more of my personality come through.
So, do you thinktheZOO readers are seeing the real Seren Gibson, then?
Probably not! I don't know if they'd really want to see a student layabout sitting around drinking cheap vodka in her pyjamas! I can't see that selling many issues...
You'd be surprised. You've started your second year at uni since we last spoke. How's it been going?
I've definitely calmed down this year. I couldn't keep up the pace of my first year! I've got my role as a ZOO girl to consider, so I couldn't continue abusing my body like I was! I can only handle about two nights in a row now. That's a bit pathetic, isn't it?!
A bit... So, no wild tales, then?
Well, I wouldn't go that far... I'm living with five gorgeous girls, and we recently had a huge housewarming party. Thetheme was "Notorious", which basically meant dressing up as either a murderer or a murder victim. I went as Shirley Eaton from Goldfinger, who was painted entirely in gold when she was killed. Around 300 people turned up. Our neighbour tried to bash the door down and shouted, "This better not be a crack den or a brothel you've started, ladies!" I can assure ZOO readers it's neither! We're all good girls. Most of the time...
We can imagine the bitching that goes on... Sometimes there's a bit too much oestrogen flying around. We need to haw some boys round occasionally to discuss football and boobs.
Really? We do football and boobs very well. We've been working you hard lately with Seren'sStudentStrip in ZOO...
It's been going very nicely! I've been proud of the hot girls I'm finding for you guys. My skills in luring students to remove their clothes are improving, which I'm not sure is something I should be proud of! It turns out I'm more persuasive than I thought!
How are your presenting skills in front of the zooweekly.co.uk camera on these expeditions?
Hmm... I'm not sure they're quite as effective! It may look like I nail my lines first time, but as I'm sure the ZOO online staffers will tell you, it takes me about two hours each link I have to do!
Is presenting something you could see yourself moving into?
Don't worry: Cm going nowhere! My heart lies with ZOO! It's been nice to do something for the mag that doesn't just involve my boobs. I think some of the girls are amazed when they meet me. I think they expect this glamour princess, and instead get this scruffy, little student slob!
So, are you taking the modelling more seriously these days, then?
Yeah, I realised I've got to. I've got a responsibility to these breasts. I can't let them down!
Have people started to recognise you now you've turned intoa multi-media starlet?
Not really. I don't think I look like " how I do on shoots in everyday lite. I see my boobs as a disguise - like a slightly X-rated superhero. When my boobs are out, I'm Seren: 'glamour model''. But when I'm in my floaty dresses with my friends, I'm Seren: "media student", so no-one recognises the glamour model me.
Does your original promise that you'll only model while you're a student still stand?
Yep. Ill dear this up once and for all: my boobs are only out while I'm a student After that, they're gone forever. I figure this way, everyone's a winner. ZOO readers will only see them while there nice and pert, and then HI skip off into the sunset
You recently came third in a national newspaper's best bum poll. How did it feel... the result, notyourbuns?
Completely, utterly bizarre. I felt quite bad, actually, as I really don't think I've got a decent bum at all. I call it my extended back with a crack. It was an arse injustice!
Was it nice for a body part other than your boobs to be shown some attention, though?
I guess. But then it would be nicer if someone told me I had pretty eyes...
Seren, you've got such beautiful eyes...
Thanks. You massive liars...
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