Britney Spears Upskirt Sans Underwear

Dear Britney Spears,

Fishnet stockings are not a replacement for underwear. While we admire your attempt at finding an alternative to simply going completely, outright commando in a tiny skirt, loose weave fishnets don’t actually cover up very much. Furthermore, torn fishnets cover up even less.

In the future, we would appreciate if you actually wore some underwear, or if you really must not, why not try staying home? I understand you have a few of them.

Thank you,